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Real reviews from real people!

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You have given me a window into wonders I can't put into words

I think you would beat the shit out of whatever monster was in a horror film

Person saying 'You know how terminal velocity exists?'. I reply 'yeah'. They say 'i hit it a long time ago falling down the rabbit hole that is you as a person. i’m numb to this now'

I'm so glad you bitches are my friends and not someone who will come after me in the dead of night.

Quotes pertaining to me ranting about my job or weirdos bothering me get their own section.

wow. Every day I'm amazed by the people you encounter

These are some fascinating mother fuckers

oh I get the impression most of the ppl you encounter are completely batshit

(keyboard smash) every time you talk to me about this stuff I feel like that tumblr post about going past an iceberg and knowing you're missing so much of it

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